Blips! - The First Book of Video Game Funnies #4

The more alert of you will recognise this literary carbuncle from previous posts...One suggests that you catch up on it's delights so far as I'm going to take you on a comedy trip. Only, where we're going you won't need a sense of humour;  Just a couple of aspirin and a bag for the rapidly evacuating gut-juice.

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Familiarise yourself with the most excruciating comedy since Stan Boardman had his chip-shops bombed.  So, lest we remember the fallen left on the comedic battlefield, sides split-open by the evil-doers, it is time for us invade the barren dictatorship of mass mirth.  We continue....  Blips!
Part 4 - The Waste of Time Gag.......

...could I have that in "funny"?

While $50 dollars or (£33.62 in real money) is indeed a fine prize for the justification of said hypothesis, it does beg the question, "After reading this, how many people will die from choking on their own vomit, while completely conscious?". 

The following image says it all by saying nothing at all.  This is me.  This is you.